your parents love me but you hate me
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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