doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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