I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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