I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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