i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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