im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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