i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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