Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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