Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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