Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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