remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
