Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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