We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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