i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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