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Fuck appropriateness.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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