u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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