Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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