we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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