Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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