Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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