Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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