the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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