So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Randomize
