so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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