i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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