i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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