Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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