How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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