I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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