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I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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