My friends, they love my intelligence
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I touched a dick in church today
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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