My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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