we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm determined to sit on that face.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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