Sponge bath it is.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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