Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Is Oprah even human
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
