Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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