Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
as a side note pls kill me
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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