I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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