Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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