what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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