let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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