TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
