have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She needs sedatives and a leash
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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