I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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