lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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