My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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