just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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