Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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