wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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