This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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