just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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