we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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