he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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