I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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