you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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